help me be captain of our crippled disguises

Hello!
Do you know what makes me happy? Gigs, that boy, those friends of mine, lazy days, nail polish, gaudy eye shadow, red hair, american apparel, frank turner, high heels, men in suits, jeremy kyle, books, poetry, short skirts, cardigans, pasta, coffee, sherbet fountains, sausage and scone rolls, my bed, elle, hair bows, red lipstick, brand new, kissing, hugging, chatty taxi drivers, necklaces, rare steak, mozzarella cheese, noodles, tequila, red wine, tattoos, sewing, my big white headphones, smiling at strangers on the train, bad behaviour, eccentricity, bruce springsteen, cold sunny days, bright lights, ikea, history, cat days, facebook, my legs, radio 6 music, shorts and everything every other 17 year old girl likes.